who has Doris Days' Barracuda ?

You're right, I should have. But he's just wrong. Doris was a source of hope and inspiration to millions of GIs deployed in shitholes all over the world towards the end of WWII. To me, that makes her more than "just a person like the rest of us."
Indeed she was. She was a source of "more" than hope and inspiration for lots of Hollywood fellers too.....if you know what I mean. She was supposedly quite the man eater. I wouldn't have minded findin out. LOL