who has Doris Days' Barracuda ?

You're right, I should have. But he's just wrong. Doris was a source of hope and inspiration to millions of GIs deployed in shitholes all over the world towards the end of WWII. To me, that makes her more than "just a person like the rest of us."
She did every bit as much as Ann Margret and that's a lot. Pretty tireless and thankless job.