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7demon2 12-03-2005, 08:51 PM i thought this was funny. this covers most brands,and alot of them i have never seen.......enjoy! :razz:
AMC
All Most A Car
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW
Bought My Wife
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT
Fix It All the Time
FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
JEEP
Junk Each & Every Part
KIA
Killed It Already!
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MOPAR
Mostly Old Parts And Rust (sorry guys!)
MUSTANG
Massively Under Sided Tires And No Go
NISSIAN
Ninja Imbeciles Suspect Something Amiss Now
OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PORSHE
Proof Only Rich Chumps Have Everything
PINTO
Put In Nickle To Operate
PLYMOUTH
Poor Little Young Man Out Under The Hood
PONTIAC
Puts Out No Torque In Any Circumstance
SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
SUBARU
Super Ugly, Built Asininely, Really Useless
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
YUGO
Y U Got One?
dartcuda 12-03-2005, 09:01 PM Some of those I have never seen before. Here are a couple more.
Ford
Ford owners recomend Dodge
GMC
Gay mans car
Mopar
Most often passing another racer
Move over power aproaching rapidly
My old pig ain't running ( sorry )
340john 12-04-2005, 06:14 PM How about
Pontiac
poor old negro thinks it's a cadillac
Mopar
my oil pressure ain't reading
mostly over powered and respected
Fiat
fix it again tony
dartcuda 12-04-2005, 08:40 PM And then there is
Chevy
Cheap heap every valves rattle oil leaks every time
64dartwagon 12-04-2005, 11:02 PM chevrolet= can hear every valve rattle on long extended trips
chevrolet= crankshaft howls every valve rattles oil leaks every time
ford= fucking oakies really diggem
ford= fucked over rebuilt dodge
This sticker is the back of my car
Mostly
Old
Parts
And
Rust
340john 12-05-2005, 07:45 AM Here's more:
BMW
brake my windows
GTO
get tools out
DART
damn, ain't running today...(This one really hurts me)
DEMON
does everything mopar owners need
intimidator 12-05-2005, 11:16 AM Ford
Found on road dead
Flip over read directions
GMC
Giant mess of crap
Mopar
Move over Plymouth Accelerating Rapidly
GTO
Gas Tires & Oil
duster340 12-05-2005, 12:53 PM i know some of those things too but they are hard to translate without losing the point:(
GM Gambia Motors
onehellofadart 12-05-2005, 05:10 PM They are all pretty good!!!
Fastback Fish 12-08-2005, 11:53 PM my favorite
My
Own
Private
Adrenalin
Rush
wish I could take credit for that one but i saw it somewhere else.
there's more than corn in INDIANA. Theres $!#'n SNOW too.
Gumby 369 12-09-2005, 08:35 AM Ford Backwards Drof Driver Returns On Foot
cavemanmoron 12-26-2005, 03:58 PM AMC, Another Mopar Car,another mess'a crap.
Ford, first on race day,found Off road dead,fix or repair daily.
freaking old recycled Dodge.
Dodge, 'dem old dudes goes everywhere.
GMC,{when driven in Vermont} Green Mountain Cadillac
others elude me at the moment.LOL.
Scarecrow 01-02-2006, 01:01 AM "Heres some more,MOPAR, "Move Over Plymouth Approaches Rapidly" HONDA,"Hold On Not Done Accelerating" CHEVROLET,"Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaking Everywhere Tonight,MAZDA,"Man Another Zipbang Dreaming Assole"MOPAR,"Musclecars Of Performance And Reliability"..HOLDEN,"Hold On Love Dam Engine Nacked".. :thumblef:
Stalin 407 01-06-2006, 11:57 AM Lmao!!
bill paynter 01-06-2006, 01:37 PM I'm assamed to know this one but, I guess I've heard a lot
Ford= Fly over raunchy Dodges
siegenthaler.16 02-09-2006, 11:00 AM ford fucked on race day
mopar more overall power at races
gmc giant mass of crap
Swedishdart 04-20-2006, 09:30 AM Here is a cuple...
Ford= For Old Retarded Drivers
Mopar= Massivley Over Powered And Respected
gremlin 04-22-2006, 07:18 AM GMC = Garage Man's Companion
nordjohn 05-08-2006, 10:22 PM i thought this was funny. this covers most brands,and alot of them i have never seen.......enjoy! :razz:
AMC
All Most A Car
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW
Bought My Wife
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT
Fix It All the Time
FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
JEEP
Junk Each & Every Part
KIA
Killed It Already!
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MOPAR
Mostly Old Parts And Rust (sorry guys!)
MUSTANG
Massively Under Sided Tires And No Go
NISSIAN
Ninja Imbeciles Suspect Something Amiss Now
OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PORSHE
Proof Only Rich Chumps Have Everything
PINTO
Put In Nickle To Operate
PLYMOUTH
Poor Little Young Man Out Under The Hood
PONTIAC
Puts Out No Torque In Any Circumstance
SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
SUBARU
Super Ugly, Built Asininely, Really Useless
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
YUGO
Y U Got One?
cool!!!! ;)))
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ann@digitalhardcore.us
fastfish68 05-19-2006, 11:46 PM JEEP- Just Eats Every Part
FORD- Found On Russian Dump
FIAT- Found In A Trench
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