bring me a beer, woman!

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite hair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

That's it!" She blows her top, "You Bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat *** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. " Aw ****, it's started."

lol too funny i callled my wife at home and read it to her.

Good one Gotdart, that sounds about it alright...first, however I have to find a way to get her to even get me a beer in the first place. lol

I ALWAYS get my own beer - it's harder for her to keep count that way. :)

Lol Nice Oldvart!

I ALWAYS get my own beer - it's harder for her to keep count that way. :)

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Okay, you have to picture people with French accents for this one...

Little Jean-guy is at school and the teacher says "Today we're going to use the word Ozonol in a sentence".

So little Kelly puts up her hand "Yesterday I fell and scraped my knee, and my mommy put ozonol on it and it felt better". Very good says the teacher, who's next?

Little Patrick says "I cut my finger and my Daddy put ozonol on it and a bandaid, and now it's all better". Very good says the teacher. Little Jean-guy, I see you have your hand up, go ahead.

Jean-guy goes, (french accent here) "Last night my fadder comes home and opens a beer, sits down in front of da TV and watches da game. My mommy is vacuuming and it's really loud. My Dad turns da TV up louder buy finally he gets mad and says to my Mommy "Woman, shut that fucking thing off or I'll shove it up your ass, 'ose 'n' all!!!"

Ouch!!! :)

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hehe...funny. Sorry about that GotDart. Quick, get me a beer before it starts...

:wack: jus kiddn...that won`t get me in trouble will it?

Naw, actually 65s probably has that french accent..
.. sorry.

I just about laughed my self to death,stilll laughing.My wife ran and get me a beer to make me quite laughing. WoW that does hert ,havent laughed that hard in a long time,your sick 65s. thanks

Now you got me started...

It was the first day of school after the summer holidays, and the teacher asked each of kids to come up front and draw something on the black board that was exciting over the summer.

Bobby was called up and draws a bike, and the teacher asks what is exciting about this. Bob states it was his birthday over the holidays and got a new bike. The teacher replyed "yes" that's exciting Bobby.

Nexted Mary went up to the board and draws a house with flowers, and the teacher asks again what's exciting about this. Mary said here parents bought a new house over the summer holidays.....And, the teacher agian said "yes" that's very exciting Mary.

After almost all class went through, Little Johnny was left and he was asked to come up and draw somthing for the class...

Little Johnny went up to the board a put only a "dot" on the board and faced the class.

The teacher asked Johnny, what's so exciting about that...Little Johnny said, Teacher that's a period,.... my sister missed two over the holidays and my parents are very excited. :shock:

Yep, I married little johnnys sister 26 years ago over that!!