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Be VERY careful when you pry this gun from my cold dead fingers....the barrel's gonna be a bit hot.

LOVE Red Green!!! Sucks that they don't air that show here anymore.

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Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing. He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet...

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles something she just loved to do. As he was enjoying it he turned to her and asked Why do you love doing that? She replied, Because I really miss mine!!

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested, both said they...

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed, and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well, I couldn't believe it. He was a DWARF!!! He stormed...

On a farm out in the country lived a man, a woman and their three sons. Early one morning the woman woke up, and while looking out the window toward the pasture, she noticed the famiy's only cow lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her, how could she possibly continue to...

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he...

I LOVE Red Green!!! I wish they still aired that show here.

HEY!!!!! I resemble that comment!

That made the local news here a couple weeks ago. As I remember, this was near Myrtle Beach, SC which about 3 hours from here.

Where and when was this? And how the hell did I miss it?