Anybody need a laugh?

yeah had one of those moments one night me and a buddy killed a bottle of tuaca and i wasnt a "little" drunk at this point and i had to pee standing over the wizzer i got a text message pulled my phone out of my pocket slipped out of my hand and in it goes got it out pulled the battery out and let it air dry out that night and it worked the next mornin still using in till this day lol