Since I'd be doing you the favor of taking that BIG UGLY THING off your hands, I thought the least you'd do is personally drive it out here the next time you're going to Disneyland.
Good weather out here. Time to get away from all that snow, slush, and cold back east.
In fact, tell you what. You deliver it out here and you can have the stock flat hood off my '69 Dart. How's that strike ya'?