Sorry Guys I neet to Vent my Girlfriend Problems

I have to say as a parent of 15 year old twin girls, an 18 year old sniffing around them would see me cleaning my shotgun..........every time he came over. It kind of reminds me of comedian Bill Engaval (sp) when he met his daughter's first boyfriend. He took him aside and said "son every time you think about kissing her, or snuggling with her or anything with her I just want you to remember she's my only daughter, my baby, and I've been to prison once and don't mind going again." Sorry, just the dad in me speaking I guess.