whats the most strangest thing you have seen in public

Start reading this with the, "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" gas sound in your head;

One winter the 5 foot by 5 foot FURNACE in our 84 year old house was slowly dying. My dad was trying to relight the pilot light with the gas turned on. My 6'5" hairy father, ( a man among men) on all fours, started crawling as fast as he could when the ssssound changed, all I could think of was "Indiana Jones running-from-the-boulder" as dad was over taken by the largest ball of fire the basement could hold. Like a Batman villain, dad only had half his hair, and it was so hard not to laugh at him knowing that he was okay.
That crawling image is now ingrained in my head.