whats the most strangest thing you have seen in public

When I began searching for what would become my son's first car, I would use my lunch hour driving around neighborhoods street by street, looking into back yards and down alleys, hoping to spot a likely prospect. When I stopped by this one house to ask about a 65 Mustang, the owner came to the door without a shirt on and stood talking to me for about five minutes with a Q-tip sticking straight out of his ear. How can you not realize something like that?