Is this a 69?

The padded dash and wheels are a federal crime


That's another thing I thought. At least I think I thought it, or I thought of thinking it, or uh....uh....ummmm.....I uh.......

Dammit......never mind.

BUT YOU CAN'T CALL IT A 69! I GOT ONE AND IT AIN'T NUTTIN LIKE THAT!!!!!!