You Might Be Getting Old If.........?

You make noises sitting down or getting up
You sample the food not the waitress (waiter for you ladies)
You've actually looked at canes and wondered if they can get them in your favorite color
You remember a-bodies on the car lots when they were new
You are at your parent's age when you thought of them as ''old'
You take naps (and need them)
You read the obituaries and see people in there that you went to school with
and finally......
Young people refer to you as an F.O.P.