Is this "we can't drive" day??

One of the favorites here is a crapload of people in the right hand lane and nobody will move over to let you pull out.
I used to wait, and wait, but now I just pull out and make move or slow down. (Whichever) F em.
Another one they pull here is we have a fair stretch of 45 speed limit that all these people like to cheat as much as they can on the speed limit and looking around to make sure there aren't any cops so they can do 55 and pass like they are getting away with something.
When they start pulling that **** I just kick it up to about 80 and show them I can cheat WAY better than they are willing to.
Usually it's a bunch of women on thier damn cellphones having a get in front competition.
The look on thier faces when I blow through them at 80 cracks me up.