And that's when the fight started

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road

and slowly the other driver got out of his car.



You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed, and little things

just seem funny?



Yeah, well, I couldn't believe it. He was a DWARF!!!



He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT

HAPPY!!!"



So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"



And that's when the fight started...