No, they don't actually have a tracking chip; that's retarded. The article is obviously a parody. Note that the "article" didn't feature any source agencies, and this is in the "jokes" subforum. Don't worry, Mr. 9/11 troofer, Hostess and the US Government are not actually tracking your twinkies. (you didn't think I'd forgotten your trooferisms, did you!?)
- CK