Anyone have any butt lube? I just got hosed by mech

I haven't went and picked the car up yet. he called me this afternoon.... my wife is livid...... thank god shes got 18 days to calm down before I get back home... british pissed off wife.... not a fun experience....
Heres what he told me over the phone-
New front drums, new wheel bearings, new shoes, new lines, new front steel lines, new hardware for front, new 1971 master cylinder (went with a dual plumb system) new rear hose, new rear line plus junction (old hose was rusted through) rear shoes, 4 new wheel cylinders, hardware kits, adjusters...
for that price I should have upgraded and just got the disc brake conversion!!!!!