Adam and Eve had just consummated their relationship for the first time and Adam was sitting against a tree smoking a cigarette.
About this time God comes through the bushes and sees Adam's smug smile. Now God's being all knowing says "Adam, I see you and Eve have experienced the pleasures of the flesh as I had planned. Very good indeed.
"By the way, where is Eve?"
Adam replies, "Lord, she's down at the river washing up."
God rushes toward the river screaming, "Now I'll never get that smell out of those fish!"