I want an evilstick.

hahaha...

Brilliant!

One of my favorite things that ever came out of a toy that I found was this gem;



Also, I'm upping the antie on my search;

http://denver.craigslist.org/bar/4763587580.html

Please be sure to check the link. I'm almost positive that the sweater is printed with diamond dust. I've been told that it could give me magical singing powers. So far, the tight collar has only given me a cluster headache behind my left eye. Not sure if that's the magic power kicking in.