Home made security alarms

I have all that minus the beef, Definately works around here just make sure you have a no trespassing sign posted or insurance will not cover the lawsuits from the trespassers family! LOL
don't get a DOG a few years i got a shepard had it trained she was the best thing going untill one night (understand I sleep very well takes a bomb to wake me ) in the morning I got up showered and went out to my 1969 charger so going to drive it to work the drivers window was broken the the CB radio and a few other things were missing walked back in the house and told the wife and called the police as I was talking to the wife I said why didn't this Forking DOG make a sound wife said she barked for about 5 mins woke me and I told her to stop and lay down (the dog did just what she was told to do) now do you punish the dog or the wife