As an alum (Magna Cum Laude) of SU (Slacker University), I applaud your lack of progress on the Cuda. You should disregard these overachievers, and feel good that your lack of progress makes them feel superior. In fact you have now made me feel better about myself. I actually went out in the garage and looked at my car today.
Now that's something funny **** right there. Hopefully you didn't touch it, cuz the geologists won't be able to get a good read on the carbon dating if you mistakenly wiped off any dust/dirt.
