Any Dumpster Divers/Scavengers?

I've found old baseball hats. Once you rinse the lice off, they are fine.
There are the occasional chunks of food. Half eaten hot dogs, bags of chips, ant covered candy bars. Knock the dirt and bugs off and they taste okay.
I've found used condoms....Rinsed them out and they were good as new.

You, my friend, are one sick puppy. LOL