Of all the nasty things I've done in my life...

My grossest thing involved an animal, but it wasn't dead but what they leave behind..... Playing red light/ green light once as a kid. When I had to stop I slid........into a pile of dog dooo dooo. All down the side of me and my clothes..... LOL Not gross but funny as all get out. Who here has ever been hit in the head with a pizza, crust and sauce only, no other toppings. Was at a concert at Soldiers Field in Chicago in either 1977 or 1978. Main floor in general admission. Standing up to see better while people behind yelling sit down. I WAS sitting down and when I was hit. Good thing is I had very short hair so once the sun dried out the tomato sauce I just rubbed my head and it all was gone.