Would you hold her purse?

She's my wife, I'll carry her AND her purse if need be
Hell yeah I would. I'd wipe her *** if that becomes necessary one day. My Wife is the best woman that I have ever known. She supports my interests and never complains about whatever money I spend on the cars.
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IF you ever have to buy hemorroid cream, buy a small box of tampons at the same time. This makes you look like a great guy and hides the embarrassment of buying asscream.