Jehovah's Witnesses

Years ago when I lived in East San Diego they used to come through on the weekends in the morning. Something about bad neighborhoods attract them like a bug to a zapper.

My roommate usually started drinking pretty early so he would field most of the door knocks. One morning, at about 9am, they came a callin and my roommate already had a few beers in him and walked to the door. He answered the door wearing a jean jacket, boxer underwear, 70's mirror sun glasses (think Chips) with a beer in his hand and a cigarette in his mouth then told them he was Mormon.

Never came back.