Stop in for a cup of coffee

Actually it might be a dinkle berry!!!!! Why do guys have hair on their ***?:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
There's an image I didn't want to visualize. Think I just lost my appetite for coffee.