Stop in for a cup of coffee

If you had to choose one or the other..
Big Block OR Small Block?
Brunette OR Redhead?
Camaro OR Corvette?
Waters OR Gilmore?
Weed OR Alcohol?
Burger OR Pizza?

That could make a good story....

I was in my big block Camaro with a redhead, listening to some David Gilmore after we smoked some weed and ate a pizza....


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When I got to the party, everybody was eating candy; Then Candy had to leave....

Everybody jumped for joy; Joy jumped out the window...

On the way home, we got a flat tire... We got the jack out of the trunk - she pumped, I pumped, she pumped, I pumped; then we fixed the tire...

When we got home and opened the door the lights were out - she felt, I grabbed, she felt, I grabbed; then we turned on the lights....