Respectable street car?

To me there's absolutely nothing cool about a muscle car that can get it's *** kicked by a BMW, Camry, or a minivan. It must run 11's at the absolute slowest, or it's all show no go. An overdrive is a must. There's nothing cool about running 55mph in the right lane and sounding like you're doing 155mph. People laugh at the old guy in the dinosaur while they zip by at 80mph @2000rpm. Handling and braking should be up to modern standards or it should stay on a trailer.
So for AJ...
1. 11's minimum even low 12s, Hows about 93 in the 1/8th,
2. 2500rpm or less at 80mph, hows about 2250@65,cuz Actually the speed limit here is 100kph. 80 would be 2770ish
3. Handling on par with a modern pickup Find one to keep up with me around town,lol; but I get what you mean. Some of the new pick-ups do pretty good.
4. 100k+ before anything needs attention under the hood hows about 115k and still going strong
5. how about mpgs near 20US
6. comfortable enough for a daytrip to 8 hours away.
7. don't care about tunes,A/C, yadayadayada
8. sounds like a screaming banshee at 7200, but almost too quiet at under 3000
9. understated but tastefully done paint, so as not to be a "cop-magnite"; Not there yet.
10. never overheats or boils the gas, or starts hard or does anything except what I tell it to with my right foot or my left foot or the steering wheel; she just be's dutifully obedient.Yes I'm a two-footed driver; right means go, and left means stop both together means you're a moron and shouldn't be allowed to drive in the first place. Grumble,grumble,grumble.
Hey If you can steer and shift and clutch and gas, and watch where you're going, while watching several other guys doing the same thing all around you; all at the same time; it seems to me giving the left foot a second job is not rocket science! Ok where was I?
11. I'll give up a little quiet cuz the only passengers I ever have are first timers, and they're always; screaming, crying,laughing, and are never up for a second go-'round, and all-the-time yelling: Let me out! let me out!.............. Wimps!
12. Yeah definitely agree with; Handling and braking should be up to modern standards

13. Should idle like a metronome as long as necessary, and idle around the fairgrounds more or less pulling itself, and not act like an old jumpy Mustang.
14. Gotta have a bit of rumpiddy-rumpiddy in the pipes.
15. Gotta run on 87E10, so it can be a DD when necessary. In my case for years and years and years.