Stop in for a cup of coffee

Evening man this grandma thing is getting completely out of hand, true to her mean nature, she's gonna torment the hell out of us in death. The funeral home she had in her will to have services at is booked solid already for the rest of the week!
That's what embalming is for. Also, a will isn't a law when it comes to final requests like that, mitigating circumstance allow for changes. Have her embalmed where ever it can be done and have the service at that funeral home when their schedule permits. They also can keep the body in the cooler until they are ready to process it...sometimes for weeks.