Anyone Know How Much A Factory 440 Cast Iron Intake Manifold Weighs?
It seems the majority of women we marry get fat.
IDK 'bout you,but,I'm on my first one,er, wife that is.....
She's my official taster, tho;so far, she's never found any poison...lol.
They say that's from having kids.....
Might be true....she tasted all their food too........
Lady-fat is different from man-fat tho....
Man-fat has a lotta muscle in it, in fact, it's mostly muscle. Man-fat gets hard when you flex it. It looks a little funny, but it still gets hard. Except the stuff under your eyes that makes you look like a SantaClause; that stuff is hard to flex.
Lady fat don't flex and don't get hard, and it's all marshmallowy, or more like Dream-Whip. Yeah that's it, like whipped cream.And it gets stored in strange places, like between the shoulder blades up hi at the base of the neck.I started noticing that a few years ago. And when you accidentally poke it, it ripples like lake-water. The wave goes out.........and comes back around the other side. It doesn't seem like it would weigh anything at all, tho.It's kindof hard to understand why she could weigh as much as two young brides.......................... She must have heavy bones too.
But you know it ain't all bad..........she carries that Dream-Whip all over......If you get my drift.
