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My Sheriff neighbor says make sure when I get there there's only 1 story.
That was the first thing they taught me when I lived in Lansing and took the ccw course . Before the change to "Shall Issue " I lived on the Mason/Leslie border for a year on a farm , there it was drag em in the house shoot em again then throw em back outside so it looks like they died crawling away .
PS Of course if you need 18 or 30 bullets you probably shouldn't have a gun until you actually learn how to use one , I hate to think where the other 17 -29 are going to wind up -1 shot 1 kill . Just my two cents on what gun control should mean .