Help me ease the pain in my right hip - please!

I hate to say it but just buy the TTI's. Dougs doesn't make A body RB headers, the Schu headers are made by TTI, TTI sells their version of the shorty headers if you want to go that route. Still the TTI's fit so sweet with no torching or banging, you can save some coin with the chrome ones- I did. My .02 worth.