okay guys...biggest pet peeve at car shows

My strangest car show experience was having a Rolls Royce park next to me. Then this old hippie guy gets out of it and his 20 year younger girlfriend (not a looker!) She starts going on and on about my car then walks up to me screaming and says, "I want you to know something! I want you to know that I was BORN IN THE BACKSEAT OF YOUR CAR!" I told her, "Nope, you sure weren't. There is no backseat in my car!" Then I got in my car and went home. Weirdos.