Little Johnny (it's always little Johnny) got a small part in the school play. His line was, "There she lay with hope in her sole, I snatched a kiss and stole away, Shakespeare".
Little Johnny appearing in from of the entire student body became frightened and confused and his lines came out as, "Her ***, I kissed her snatch, put soap in her hole and stole away. Apeshit, Snakeshit, oh **** it , I didn't want to be in this play anyhow."
He wasn't invited back.