Dont loan out your tools

Funny, I have no issues lending out my trailer...but only to those who are able to pick it up AND return it...I have these brother in law, you see...
Must be a brother in law thing because I got 2 that always needed my bumper pull deckover and it always came back dented, nails in the tire, straps cut, light plug smashed. Went out and bought a 30ft gooseneck problem solved. Brother in law one comes over and said he needs the trailer I said ya back in the machine shed. He comes back, I can't find it but I see you got a new gooseneck! Still laughing...