Fresh packed beef patties

My youngest brother is a produce manager at a local high end grocery store...
They caught a huge black lady steeling Cornish Game Hens, finally after a month of showing a loss in that department..
Well, she had SIX hens stashed away. GET THIS; two between her legs, one under each armpit, and one under each tit !!!!
I suppose they were thawed out enough to eat, when she got home....