Friggin Tree

Generally I love trees.
I like the scenery, the smells and even the sounds of a light breeze blowing through them.
BUT this one tree in the neighbors yard just pisses me off.
I want to rent a big Uhaul truck, get all available insurance on it and run that damn tree over.
Then call Uhaul and have them come and get their totaled truck out of the neighbors yard.

Its a Cottonwood.
Can’t leave you car window down without having that crap flying in your eyes and up your nose the next time you need to run up town.

Can’t breath outside in the yard without that crap going up your nose.
Constantly getting in, under and around everything.

Man I hate that tree.
F that Cottonwood tree.:D