Last one to post in this thread wins!

I cant imagine what its gonna be like around here when they open it. This place is already a zoo. Food flying off the shelves faster than they can stock it. Went to store yesterday and noticed there was zero popsicles. Cant find a Super Soaker either. lol Got the last bag of briquettes. Gotta learn to make my own I guess.
Going to a big shindig today. BIL and his 2 adult boys put on a pretty good show. We all pitch in. I think last year we spent $2000 on fireworks. Gnna cook another pig over the pit. Gona mix me up about 4 gallons of jungle juice. The Devils Lettuce is sure to show up.

Probably get my *** handed to me playing horseshoes. Ill spend the night in my Forester. Sounds like a one way ticket to a rough morning.
Sounds like a good time, it's been quite a few years since I spent the night in my car.