some groaners

Ladies, some advice, if he doesn't appreciate fruit puns... You need to let that mango.



If A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for? Plastic explosives.



What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium and you can’t curium then you barium.



Why did the druggie snort artificial sweetener? He thought it was diet coke.



What happens to football players who go blind? They become referees.



What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up? Someday my prints will come!



Iron Man is a very confusing character. I know he's a guy but he could have been an Fe Male.



I have been contemplating my current and past relationships. I organized the data and plotted it using an Ex-Axis and a Why-Axis.