Wife / Girlfriend rage

Cook her dinner over an open fire, fueled by her shoe collection.
Pretty funny, I'm more laid back. I would wait untill she was wanting to do something together and inform her I was going to be spending most of the weekend cleaning up the soda -pop that somehow got all over the car. People that seek attention or are jealous don't care if the attention is good or bad so attention would be the last thing she would get as the attention would make her sneaky underhanded manipulative efforts productive.

I find it's better to not be directly confrontational. She played a stupid game and now gets the stupid prize where my actions would be counter-productive to her goals