Marriage is :

Ya... I don't think so, I would have starved to death somewhere back in the '80's if it wasn't for mine. I also wouldn't have what I do, as she's the money saver... it sure as hell ain't me !
I would have drank myself to death, my wife stood by me and kept me from ending up in the gutter.
My wife is one tough red head, she was raised by a Marine to handle a Marine.