Unpopular opinion. I'm so frustrated I hate car shows/cruises.

I’ll add that I hate regal Nazi’s, the guys that tell me I fucked up the engine build which always proceeds to….

You should have (hate those two words by themselves)
Used *** part, that part, engine to small, etc…

Followed by, Why didn’t you (next two hated words at a car show)
Build a stroker, use this part etc….

The all knowing know it alls.

It flips me out when they say how much HP and I answer I don’t know. They say why not? I say I did t dyno the engine… ether followed by why not or what do you think it makes it not the same previous question of how much power do you think it makes worded differently.

When they say what do you think it makes, I always say I’m not a human dyno my guesses normally suck, but I’ll say, oh, I’m not sure but I’d guess over 400.

What a mistake that is! They say the dumbest ****.

So one day I decided to just lie, see what’s said, and I have an answer to what ever they say….. cause I’m a lier on purpose!

(Dickhead) How much HP?
(Me) 422 @ 6200.
DKH No way! BS!!!! That thing makes 340/350 hp
Me Really? Well, I don’t remember you in the dyno room.

That gets ignored. Now seriously. Imagine you dyno your engine and some used up dirty *** wipe is literally yelling loudly and sometimes screaming at me I’m a lier even though I repeat myself “I don’t remember you in the dyno room.”

Oh yea, people are better at HP guesses than the dyno is at telling the truth.

Gotta love these A holes.
I always lie about what I think (or KNOW) it makes. I under value it, by about 200. I lie about the displacement too. When they ask how big my rat is , I tell em it's a 270 hp, 100 over 396. Not my fault if they think 421, instead of 496". When the 522 goes in the 62, it's gonna be a "413", just like the 440 in it now.