Dammitt RaY , again !!

Would he understand a foot broke off in his ***?
man I sure felt like it the last time I mowed my lawn , had a straw hat on , I wear sometimes to keep the sun off my face , with the brim turned down in front a hair , walked right into the big limb annd skint the top of my almost bald head , still have scabs , was mad as hell the whole time I was mowing , then drove into it on the way back into the lawnmower shed , (attached to the garage ) <good thing I didnt see him !!