Stop in for a cup of coffee

One time (long ago) when I was driving truck, we had to call in 2 times a day. I was in Ephrata, PA and there was a circus in the huge parking lot of a mall. So I am in the phone booth calling in to see if there was something I need to reroute to pick up and I am on the phone with the dispatcher when the elephant got loose. As he went by I said to her...you are not going to believe this but an elephant just went by with a bunch of people chasing it. She never missed a beat and said "is it pink? Why don't you just come home but maybe you should sleep it off before you start". Even to this day when I see her she will ask me if I have seen anymore pink elephants