Stop in for a cup of coffee

Like White men, Marines don’t jump! Well for the most part anyway! The only reason I would be a five jump commando is because they won’t issue a tab for two jumps! Jump on the plane, jump off. Done! The monthly stipend is a perk tho! You Airborne guys are all crazy! Terra Firma that’s the ticket, or Mother Ocean. Our boy was/is a jump master with 82nd. He can fly the family flag, course he is as bat poop crazy as the rest of y’all! AATW!
**** the farthest I jump is over a small mud puddle and that's scarry enough for me.