Signs you're getting old for Classic Car Owners

One day my moms husband gave me a big bag full of new black socks. I didn’t know what to think of it, so I tried a pair on the next day. Then I realized it…..it must be some sort of rite of passage, the old old guy giving the new old guy his passage key into the realm of being an old guy. I threw them away, not ready to be the old guy. I’m still wearing my white socks!!
Are you sure!?? I admit I am old and all my socks are white!!! OK a few gray ones too..

Young kid told me not long ago that I sure am old. I just told him..better to be old than dead......I guess. :BangHead: