Turned 45 this year. Wife asked, "Gonna get a girlfriend??"
No.
"Motorcycle?"
Got 16 of 'em. No.
"Gun?"
Got lots more than 16 of 'em. No.
"You ever gonna replace that '72 Duster you so foolishly traded 23 years ago?"
Yes.
Came with a lot of spare parts.....
I'm really...