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Bill and Dar are standing in Bills driveway Looking at a 1966 V.W. Beetle. Dan looks at Bill and Sayes Bill thats a nice Looking Beetle Did You just get it . Bill kick's the Tire and says well I just got done with it I made it out of a BAJA

I have a instrument cluster out of My 91 S-10 that was a total loss . The cluster had the speed O on it stopped working then the blinker lights This is the electronic cluster this happened before being totaled any way I have a Friend who real good so I pulled it and He went thru it and it was...

I'm in the process of moving . Due to the previous Owner passing on. GOD rest his sole. In packing My stuff I came across this and had to put a picture up I hope I'm in correct place to post this

I hope You all get a kick out of this . I have a new phone with voice look up I said to the mic on it For a body's only it's doing it beeps and shows 48 bodies and know load site though

ok here You go

The Natives have captured The LONE RANGER and They are going to stake Him to an ANT HILL so The Chief asks The LONE RANGER if He has any last requests The LONE RANGER tells Te Chief He wants to talk to Silver so The Chief has a Brave bring Silver over. The LONE RANGER whispers in Silvers ear ...

OKAY Guys I need some Help as to weather I should buy this engine It's a 1990 /6 industrial engine it has been rebuilt and this man wants $500 for it . The engine I have in MY duster right now is out of a 1978 VOLARE .I know I will most likely have to have to change the oil pan and oil pick...

Whats the difference Between the Slant six that came in My Duster and a industrial /6 ? Secondly can I put the industrial in My car ? If I posted this in the wrong forum let Me know where I should have posted it. Thanks FD76

Mom's at the store with Her Daughter. Mom says to Her Daughter Honey You have been good so I'll buy You something what would You like. Her Daughter says Mommy I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe . Mom says no Darling Barbie come's With Ken Daughter goes No Mommy barbie fake's it with Ken She really...

The lone Ranger and Tonto are riding Their Horses and They are in a Valley . The Lone Ranger notices that the ridge all around Them is lined with Indians .He stops and so does Tonto .The Lone Ranger says to Tonto I think we're in trouble Tonto. ,Tonto looks at The Lone Ranger and says what do...

I was standing in line at the Grocer Store the other day . When this Older Lady standing behind Me says so what do You think .I was puzzled by this and asked Her what are You talking about? She says My body I have the body of a 20 year old . I thought for a moment and said to Her Well You better...

This Man that has been recently Divorced is walking along the Beach. When He see's something down the Beach He hurry's down the Beach to see What it is He finds a strange looking bottle with something inside . He pulls the cork and a Genie comes out and tells The Man He can have 3 wishes the...

its The new candy fo lesbians and it's called a Her--Shey's. Bar. Also Do You like My Christmas lights

Can You answer this question ? What is the longest Word in the world ? Sorry I forgot the answer which is SMILES yes thats right there is a mile between the s's S MILE S

I'm looking for a circuit board for the back of My instrument cluster on My Duster evidently they added 2 pins to the 76 . I bought 1 a board before out of a 75 not knowing this and the alternator was separate so the board had 2 less pins

A Man and his soon to be X-Wife are in front of a Judge to see who will get custody of Their Child You. The Judge asks the Wife why She should get custody of the Child The wife tells the Judge I carried that Child in side Me for 9 month's there for the child is Mine. the Judge says okay sounds...

I hope I'm posting this in the right forum. On the shiftier floor type automatic. Where the shift handle pivots at the bottom there are plastic bushings. Would they last longer ,work better if the bushing was made of the same stuff as the bushing that comes with the hinge pin rebuild kit. Here...

I have a 5th wheel trailer that didn't have a fridge when I bought and I tore up a:10' camper for a fridge . Anyway I found this while I was talking the camp apart and had to share

#1 What goes uphill faster than it goes downhill? #2How many seconds in a minute? #3How many seconds in a year? #1 FIRE #2 60 seconds #3 12 seconds :icon_fU: THE 2ND of January The 2nd of February the 2nd of march

:usflag::usflag::usflag::confederateflag:Question. Last is like for All time , at 11:59 (23:59) on Day 365 of The Year or of that day ? Or 11:59pm for the day

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A young boy with a speech impediment told his Mom he wanted to go out for Halloween as a Birate, So Mom made him a Birate outfit so He goes out to Trick or Treat. The first house He comes to he knocks on the door and a Lady answers the door and the Boy says bick or Beat She says so what are You...

My Wife and I share My pay check I earn it and She spends it. I said what and She said You have to learn SHARING and then She showed Me the Papers from when We got Married and Those papers said What is Hers is Hers and what is Yours is Hers also, DAM those Marriage Papers any way

2 NUNs 1 New and 1 Long time : The 2 NUNs are walking along the street at night and as They pass an ally 2 men jump out of the ally grab the NUNs and drag them into the ally rip their cloths off of them and start to rape them The long time NUN starts to pray She says DEAR LORD forgive them They...

I'm going to have to replace My Mount's and the driver side I don't see a problem there . But when I got under My car on passenger side it looks like I need to take the bolt that hooks the mount to the frame out first then raise the engine up is this possible to do with a floor jack under the...

Man goes in the bar and tells The Bartender bring Me 5 straight shots of Whiskey. The Bartender sets them down and sets them and asks what You celebrating? The man He tells the Bartender nothing I just found out My youngest son is Gay. Bartender goes sorry He hits the 5 Shots and leaves . Next...

Hay You know why Pot smokers call This a Roach Clip? Because Pot holder was already taken

This Man is The last to Go into the Church and The Minister is at the door because He had been Greating People. This Man says to the Minister You say you can find a passage on anything in the BIBLE. The Minister said Yes My Son what's bothering You. This Man tells the Minister P.M.S. You find...

I bought My Duster without the slant 6 they had pulled it and it was long gone I paid $100 for it . I then bought a /6 with trans (904) and got that for $100 I did get to drive the car it came out of. A 78 Volare super 6.an it was real strong 2years later trans went poop $1000 to have rebuilt...