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This sign needs to be placed around every race track in the world, maybe it will stop tracks from being closed due to the idiots that buy property close to them and the "*****" about the noise!

She is doing her job, keeping the evil critters out of your neighborhood. LOL

@Mark Wainwright, you are on a roll this morning! LMAO

Al, it is illegal to harm or harass alligators in any of the southern states I mentioned. Some of my contractors got a hefty fine slapped on them when we were in LA for chasing some baby gators. According to what we were told, if we ran across a gator that impeded our work we were to call the...

If the story is indeed true, she got off an EXTREMELY lucky shot. Gators and crocs have really hard skulls and there is a very small area where a bullet will penetrate. The nuisance gator people I've dealt with in TX, LA, MS, AL, GA and FL all use "30" caliber weapons (i.e. 30-30, 30cal carbine...

Bazza, I like to think of myself as a brave man but I'm not that BRAVE, nor STUPID! LMFAO

The bottom picture is what the wife refers to as a "douche knot"! LMMFAO

Be careful with the commentary about the Planned Parenthood thing. It could get political quickly and the entire "Funny Pictures" thread will disappear.

That was a regular day in my area up until the early 70's.

And every once in a while. he finds some that was missed in an obscure corner of the shop. LMAO Been there and done that!

^^^^^ About the same amount that your 3 year old child would make if they found the anti-seize. LMAO

Mark is on a roll today! LMAO

The greater majority of the CATV companies/contractors are the worst about doing pole transfers. I've worked for and with the larger CATV providers and their contractors, their attitude is, "we'll get to it when we have some slack time". This slack time never happens! On the other hand, when the...

Don't laugh too hard, I've seen situations like this. Luckily the ones I've seen didn't involve someone dying because of their own stupidity.

Sounds like an "I D 1 0 T" error!

I need a bushel basket of these to put out where I live. Some of these A**holes park diagonally across 3 to 4 spaces.

RRR, you are a "SICK" man!!! LMAO

When Hooters was bought out by an investment firm, things started going downhill quickly. The quality of the food was first, then the prices shot up quicker that a rocket launch. I used to eat lunch at various places and got out for less than a twenty dollar bill. These days, it costs almost...

There is a drawer in my tool box marked "Communist Tools" that is where all of the "Metric Tools" are. LMAO

Competency is the key word, too many individuals try to "fake it until they make it". The problem with this in law enforcement is that there a lives on the line. I know of a lot of officers who threw their hands up and walked away because of hiring departmental incompetency.

I wish I had the room to spread mine out, I have over 1,000. I would have to take over a room in the house and I don't think my wife would see the humor in that. LMAO

Soda bottles were a steady source of income for me, also raking leaves, picking pecans and figs when I was a preteen.

Our smoking area was outside of the AG shop and vocational building. Even the teachers came out there, rain or shine. That was back in the late sixties.

Ran when parked!!! LMAO

I've had to repair those multi colored tree roots when crews either ignore the locates, or don't bother to call to get things located. Either way, it can get expensive for whoever dug them up.

Dang Mark, you are on a roll today you've posted 6 times in the last 20 minutes.

I was trying to be nice!!!

@ProjectBazza Bazza, kind of slow on the uptake this morning?

Want some candy little boy?

I also have a collection of $2.00 bills, I had a stack of 20 with consecutive serial numbers. I had some house guests over one weekend and one of the children took every other bill from the stack. And wouldn't you know it, no one had any idea which child it was.