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My black and tan coonhound would let one rip and then look backwards and stare at his butt like what the heck was that.

My Black-n-tan coonhound could clear a room too.... it was enough to gag-a-maggot.

I used to get some brand of small Cuban Cigars from an Army Officer friend of mine. I have no idea what brand they were but when I used to drink these were great tasting and pleasure to smoke.

Me tooooooooooo!

I hope you left your Minnie hat at home.

The moochers are happy to take our money to buy drugs and food. This assures that they will vote for the politicians that will guarantee them a moocher lifestyle by taking from those of us that work.

@slantsixdan... I had a simular thing happend to me. After revving he was watching me so I built up my rev's and lurched a foot which made him think I was going for it. I watched as he hit it and slowly (slowly in my opinion not his) streaked across the light (it was still red and I had...

Great line! I hate the angry bee fart tube sound. I have to laugh when I pull up next to them at a light and they hear a really built MOPAR engine thumping next to them. Everyone I've pulled along side of won't even look in my direction. I've tried to talk to them and ask them if "thats a...

How many of us got hot and clammy over this! I've said my piece now I'll clam up.

Here is a picture of the situation an hour later: http://www.funny-city.com/3425/

Boobies!

This is crazy! http://www.kladblog.com/content/html/201202/kaneel.asp

Nice looking dogs.... I think they'd be open to bribery!

SFB I didn't say the car looked like a 66-67 Nova. The tail lights resemble that year, do you always come off as an a$$hole!

Looks like 1966 - 1967 Chevy Nova rear lights. Drawing could be of a Nova also

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said, "If you get in, "I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said " Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lollypops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk...

I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green. A carload of young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, stopped next to me. The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the gas and darted off ahead of me. Suddenly an...

I even voted 6 times..... you should have won! Better luck next time.

I think the dog just cloned its owners brain!

I've voted three times so far

Done! Hey I noticed the Woodman Exit on the 101 in your video..... close to the Fall Fling. Good luck!

Ouch!!!! Will he still meet allah and his 70 virgin goats?

A blond's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike...

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company...

In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop down to single digits or below. About 3 AM, one very cold morning, Senior Trooper Gary Gleaves (Oregon State Police) responded to a call there was a car off the...

Thats mean! At least they didn't show the spin cycle!

Fresh from a shower, a women stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of...

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to...

The new Kroger supermarkets have an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach...