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Yeah, I just caught that.

Technically, it's not really yours to sell or part out since the title never changed hands. Go through a third party if you have to, but have someone ask your father-in-law if he wants it back. This is one of those situations that can come back to bite you in the rear if you're not careful.

Those governors on those old two cycle Detroits are touchy and you'd better know what you're doing before trying to make any changes or adjustments. When you're trying to start one of those for the first time after doing any work that requires you to disconnect or remove the governor, you always...

I think this was posted in the wrong forum. This is for jokes and funny stuff! Seriously, I thought dads were SUPPOSED to do that!!!

Our pastor told this one on himself: When his daughter was seven years old, she asked why he sat at the front of the church with his down before preaching the service. He told her that he was praying and asking God to help him preach a good sermon. She then asked, "Why isn't it working?"

So disorganized religion is better?

Don't have time to look for it tonight, but it's from a James Bond movie with Pierce Brosnan and John Clease. Brosnan tells Clease "You're smarter than you look." Clease fires back in that dry British tone, "I'm just better at looking smart than you."

My wife fell asleep on the couch the other night. As she laid there, her mouth gradually fell open. feeling a little mischievous, I quietly took two aspirins and placed them in her mouth. As the aspirins dissolved, she woke up and asked me, "What did you do? "I put two aspirins in your mouth."...

A little old lday came home from church one evening and surprised a man burglarizing her house. As loud as she could, she shouted "ACTS 2:38!!!" (Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins.) The burglar dropped to the floor to tne...